Slightly was slightly perturbed to hear that his eyeballs were cameras and they were watching everything they did and said.

No privacy at all?

Yeah.

His friend was like, what?

Oh, my God.

Hello and welcome to Thamwar.

I am Rachel Seleck and beside me, as usual, is a man who often finds himself covered in gelatinous ooze from his pet.

His pet xenomorph, or I guess more like his hellhound, Hazel, who he likes to give a little treats from his meal.

So she's sitting beside him, slobbering, waiting.

No, that's not something you do?

No, that's definitely not something I do, not while I'm eating.

She knows that she's going to get a little something, something at the end of my toast or

whatever it happens to be.

The xenomorph style drool does not happen until she knows that little morsel is coming to her.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So, spoiler alert, we're talking about episode three, alien earth.

You sound so into it. This is the most laxadaisical intro of all time. Well, I mean, I got to say I wasn't, I wasn't too thrilled about last night's episode. So maybe that's why the enthusiasm is low.

Well, you wanted to do a full series.

This is what it is.

I mean, I guess it ebbs and flows.

I'm just being cranky about it.

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