Alien: Earth 1x05: Teng, the Spacebug Breakfast Drink

Boars, Gore, and Swords

Red Scott

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4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

In Space, No One… We spend some quality time with our neighborhood Xenomorph and listen to some Boy Genius (not the band) and the Lost Boys. Red & Ivan are talking biological machines on Hulu’s Alien: Earth.

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0:00.0	This is the most terrifying thing about the future, a computer who can circle back.
0:09.0	Map, moving buildings, flying, new things, the river crossing.
0:17.6	Oh, no.
0:19.1	Over the sea!
0:22.6	Horses Over the sea! Forces over the sea.
0:24.6	Game of Thrones, Game, of Thrones, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones.
0:27.6	Sean Bean dies.
0:28.6	I'm Red Scott.
0:29.6	And I'm Ivan Hernandez.
0:30.6	And this is Boers Goren Swords.
0:32.6	The third best podcast that...
0:34.6	Can I get a little drink out of that?
0:36.6	Can I get a little sip? Can I get a little
0:37.8	sip? I've said for decades that this hydration obsession and these waterball idols will eventually
0:45.7	result in aliens colonizing us. Buddy, I don't think that Wayland Utani is sending their best.
0:51.5	Do you know what would have saved all of civilization if that water bottle would have been full of vodka like mine is.
0:57.3	See, that's the thing. If your water bottle cannot support life, you will not be infected by alien bugs.
1:04.7	I should have known immediately from the little screams. E! E! Or the screams being like, oh, oh, oh. So we are covering, I think, what we can both agree, is the worst episode of the show. There's no sci-fi, it's all horror. I don't want any part of that. It's like a slasher film. Yeah. You were so happy when James Cameron came on board and was like, finally, we're out of this sci-fi horror and into sci-fi action.
1:28.9	Yes, that's all they want.
1:30.2	Give me some trumpets in the background music.
1:32.0	No, that's not what we get.
1:33.8	So this is the episode where we finally get the little alien movie that we were able to infer from the first episode.
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