Alien DNA in Humans & Cat Wine for Pets | 451
Hysteria 51
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🗓️ 15 October 2025
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
This week on Hysteria 51, we swirl a glass of weird with a splash of what-the-actual-hell.
First up: A New Zealand company is now selling non-alcoholic “wine” for cats and dogs—finally, your pet can join you in judging reality TV with a glass of Pinot Meow. It’s cute, it’s confusing, and it raises more questions than answers. Conspiracy Bot is demanding a robot-friendly rosé.
Then, we spiral into deep-space biology as a scientist claims that alien DNA is embedded in the human genome. That’s right—there may be a little E.T. in all of us. (Which would explain some of your uncle’s Facebook posts.)
It’s felines, fine wine (kind of), and fringe science in one deliciously derailed episode of audio absurdity.
Listen now before your tabby opens a sommelier TikTok and your ancestry results list “Alpha Centauri.”
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| 0:00.0 | The following is a fourth hand production. |
| 0:14.3 | Hello. |
| 0:15.1 | Hello. |
| 0:16.2 | Hello. |
| 0:17.6 | Hello. |
| 0:19.4 | Hello. |
| 0:20.1 | David here. There's great. Hello. Hello. David here. |
| 0:21.5 | There's Brent. |
| 0:22.0 | Hello. |
| 0:22.3 | They never talk back. |
| 0:23.9 | You know, I'm starting to think this is a one-sided relationship with these people. |
| 0:27.3 | They just, they never talk back. |
| 0:30.0 | Grant, you don't want them to talk. |
| 0:31.5 | That's right. |
| 0:33.6 | My dogs and wife talk back enough. |
| 0:35.6 | I don't need more of that in my life. |
| 0:39.0 | Hey, oh, take my life hey please oh oh oh hey anyway what's going on sir how is autumn treating you snow on the |
| 0:51.1 | ground oh my fuck dude get out you know much like a bird you can just fly away and leave |
| 0:56.7 | there i don't know if you know that i i am not uh what's her name nilla frittato i'm sorry to say i'm like a bird |
| 1:03.2 | i got the flick out of here i'm like a bird a shit on statues |
| 1:08.8 | anyway that's true |
| 1:13.9 | Other than that, yeah |
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