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Alien: Covenant (2017) feat. Drew Dietsch

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Horror Queers

Film Reviews, Lgbt Horror, Gay, Gay Horror, Queer Horror, Lgbt, Queer, Film History, Tv & Film

4.8854 Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2019

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

It's time to hop aboard the Covenant and head over to Origae-6....oops! We mean this random mystery planet that didn't show up on any of our scans! But hey, it's probably fine, right? Joining us for our colonization mission is Drew Dietsch, co-host of the GenreVision and Fin Flicks podcasts! After kicking things off with a debate on who will work the hole and who will do the fingering, the trio dive into the long and convoluted history of how Prometheus led to Alien: Covenant. Why does it feel like two films? Why is the CGI so bad? Why can we not tell any of these characters apart? Why does the movie think we will feel bad about their deaths if their spouses do? We will try to answer these questions in what is admittedly a super-sized episode, but hey, at least it's pretty. And if there's one thing that's certain, it's that Ridley Scott needs to shut the fuck up.  Want to be entered for a chance to win the opportunity to pick one of our 2020 episodes (to be released in the first quarter)? Fill out this survey at bit.ly/horrorqueers! Questions? Comments? Snark? Connect with the boys on Twitter using the hashtag #HorrorQueers or like our Facebook Page or join our Facebook Group. > Trace: @tracedthurman > Joe: @bstolemyremote > Drew: @DrewDietsch Support the boys on Patreon Check out the online articles on Bloody Disgusting Theme Music: Alexander Nakarada Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Come to me.

0:01.4

Focus features invites you to succumb to the darkness.

0:05.2

Osferatu.

0:06.1

From director Robert Eggers comes a masterpiece of horror.

0:10.1

He is coming.

0:14.0

This creature is a force more powerful than evil.

0:18.5

It is death itself.

0:22.5

Nalsferatu.

0:23.7

Radu, under 17-9 a minute without parent.

0:25.8

Only in theaters Christmas Day.

0:27.3

Special engagements in Dolby and I loved it.

0:41.5

I'll send you a copy.

0:42.8

Bam!

0:43.4

Bitch went down.

0:52.2

And welcome back to horror queers.

0:54.9

We're talking neomorphs.

0:57.3

We're talking dumb scientists.

0:59.5

And we're talking robot sexy time.

1:02.7

I'm Joe.

1:04.1

And I'm Trace.

1:05.1

And I want to blow in your hole while you do the fingering, Joe.

1:09.0

Wow.

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