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Alien Ant Farms and Space Communists (Premium E315) Sample

QAA Podcast

Julian Feeld, Travis View & Jake Rockatansky

News

4.54.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

A self-proclaimed whistleblower’s post has gone viral on the r/UFOS subreddit. They claim, through their work as a government contractor, that they have become privy to an intergalactic wager made by aliens betting on our survival in a future war we fight against bugs. Tight! But that’s just a side note to what she claims is the real alien coverup: that a communist version of our planet exists on a nearby star system – and that the US government is doing everything in its power to make sure we don’t discover that they are doing a LOT better than we are. Subscribe for $5 a month to get all the premium episodes: www.patreon.com/qaa Editing by Corey Klotz. Theme by Nick Sena. Additional music by Pontus Berghe. Theme Vocals by THEY/LIVE (instagram.com/theyylivve / sptfy.com/QrDm). Cover Art by Pedro Correa: (pedrocorrea.com) qaapodcast.com QAA was known as the QAnon Anonymous podcast.

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0:00.0

I've been kind of like fighting with my wife recently, but not fighting, but kind of fake fighting, you know, to like keep the relationship, you know, to keep it funny about getting a new TV because of all the like, you know, Black Friday sales and stuff.

0:13.4

And our TV is fine.

0:14.8

I just want something like bigger because I think I'm going blind.

0:19.8

It's either that or the text in the video games is getting smaller,

0:25.4

and I just can't read it. And so I've been talking about this like O-L-E-D technology, like,

0:31.7

oh, I mean, what we've got is all tech, and like we should be get the O-L-E-D. And she's,

0:36.9

you know, from the perspective like but

0:38.2

this TV is fine it's great actually it's one of the best TVs I've seen there's nothing wrong with

0:43.3

this one and I totally understand it and really I'm just like oh but I'm going blind like I need

0:48.9

that extra five inches or whatever just to be able to like see a little bit better. You got to get your eyes checked. I went in recently, and I got near, I got reading glasses, but now I'm worried that I should go in again. Hmm. You have the dual, the dual ones for old people, where it's like half of it's far, half of it's near. They, you know, the guy, the guy at Lenscrafters, I'm sorry to plug a company, but that's where I went. The guy at Lenscrafters offered that. He said, I can do, you know, your slight prescription on the bottom, but and then you, bifocals, is that what they're called? I think so, yeah. And all sorts of stuff, blue light protection, you know, the works. And I was like, how, how long does

1:28.0

that take to get used to realistically to be able to like look in one direction and it's like good for one angle, but then a different direction for another angle? And he said, it usually takes, you know, about three months to adjust. And I went, oh, I ain't doing that work. And I didn't get them and now I'm wishing that I had.

1:44.3

You just get two different glasses too.

1:46.1

That's what I had.

1:45.9

You just get two different glasses, too. That's what I want. I want two different to switch off, you know, for different occasions. But I just got a text. I just got a text from her as I was about to go, if you're hearing that, you know, to do the beginning. And she says, you can go ahead and get the TV. and it's because she's staying with friends

2:01.2

and they have the O-L-E-D

2:02.8

and so she's staying with friends and they have

2:01.9

the O LED and so she's seen the light and so I've got I've got green light for you know the

2:08.0

my you know the Christmas present to myself well the Hanukkah present to myself in this case

2:12.6

so let's go okay we can do that as like the cold open, and then we can start the, then we can start

2:18.9

the episode.

2:19.4

We'll see if that works, Corey.

2:20.5

We'll see if that's funny.

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