Hey everybody it's Zach here just want to let you know that this is part one of a two-part

episode so you'll notice it follows a slightly different format than what you're probably

used to so make sure you come back next week and tune in to get the full story. Here's the show. Pup.

Pup.

P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. Oh, you know. Hey everybody. Welcome to Crackpot, the podcast where each and every week we dive

into a different conspiracy theory and discuss the merits or the merits of each.

We're your host, I'm Tim, and I'm Zach.

Hey, Zach.

Trying to bring the energy.

That's good, that's good.

Because you sounded so quiet there for a minute.

I was kind of like...

I want people to get closer to the speakers.

Draw them in.

Push your earphones in even further.

I think that works, right, right, right, right, right.

Dude, I am so antsy tonight. I got to ask you what are we talking about today I can't wait

today we're gonna talk about alien abductions. I have zero jokes on that. I'm like sitting here like,

this, this, okay, so this is really interesting. Now, I think we've talked about this before on the podcast,

but I just got to ask you,

Zach, have you ever seen a UFO before?

Actually, I don't think I really have.

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