Alie Ward's Horrifying Back, Jackie Johnson's Audition, Sit Down Pee Energy
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 30 April 2020
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
Alie Ward is here and had some special treatment performed on her back that's left it looking like raw meat. Jackie Johnson, who just did a home audition as a gator lady for which her breasts have never looked better, might barf and I am right there with her. Also we talk about Taylor Swift (polarized opinions!), Patreon, being women in the public eye, tooth whiteness, Jackie's chest, the Playboy Mansion, dog etiquette, extrinsic versus intrinsic motivation and so much more.
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| 0:00.0 | And now live from isolation station in Burbank, California, it's the plague week seven on the Allison Rosin as you knew that's friend show tonight. |
| 0:11.0 | Allison welcomes her guest. |
| 0:13.0 | She's a comedian who's been spending her quarantine, Chuchin's Sluchen in Balsamic or Ducin. |
| 0:18.0 | It's Jackie Johnson and she's a writer performer who's very excited about her new detective show in HBO. |
| 0:25.0 | Perry Masona Paws. |
| 0:27.0 | It's Ali Ward. |
| 0:29.0 | The tone zone of the podcast is here inside your mind. |
| 0:33.0 | I'm a husband Daniel saying stare on into the void and mutter hello to your new best friend Allison Rose. |
| 0:59.0 | Hello my little peanut butter filled pretzel nuggets that particular carbohydrate was sent in by Candice Vic on Patreon. |
| 1:09.0 | Patreon. |
| 1:10.0 | I'd like to welcome you to another exciting Thursday show. |
| 1:14.0 | But before I do that, I'm going to say you for sure are going to want to get on Patreon not only to submit carbs, |
| 1:20.0 | but so you can watch the video of this because during the theme song Jackie Johnson flashed us her. |
| 1:27.0 | Big fake boobs. |
| 1:29.0 | Her her her like pushed pushed up in a bra and cutlet in it for enhanced audition enhanced breasts and what a thrill. |
| 1:42.0 | Hello Ali Ward. Welcome back. |
| 1:45.0 | Hello you're also neglecting to mention I did an armpit fart during the thing you did almost as good as Jackie's perfect boobs. |
| 1:53.0 | I was so distracted by Jackie's but I we all were I'm just a classic dude. |
| 1:58.0 | I was so distracted. |
| 2:00.0 | You guys have to also get Jackie's armpit fart. |
| 2:05.0 | I mean sorry Ali I'm all what's going on. |
| 2:08.0 | I know what did I shake you up. |
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