Alie's Mealbreakers, Jackie's Chickpeas, New Hobbies
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2020
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
Alie Ward is here but only because we aren't serving any raw tomatoes. Jackie Johnson is here too, along with her diplomas, to tell us about her adventures in the kitchen (chickpeas of the sea!) and discuss the ethics of creating her own Chooch clones. I have some sad news to share about the passing of a beloved listener but also I need to debate Swiss cheese and whether it deserves a seat my table. Plus Alie's whittling accident, an update on Jackie's exclusive scoop from last week and Tony's bananas. This episode is not as much about food as this description makes it seem! Also some Gal Chat!
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| 0:00.0 | And now live from isolation station in Burbank, California, it's the plague week six of the |
| 0:08.6 | Allison Rosen in the New Best Friendshow. |
| 0:11.3 | Tonight, Allison welcomes her guest. |
| 0:14.4 | She's a comedian whose quarantine is going great, except for all the crying and doggy |
| 0:19.0 | anal gland explosions and sick boyfriend who might have the rona. |
| 0:21.7 | It's Jackie Johnson. |
| 0:23.2 | And she's a writer and TV and podcast host who does experiments on human beings for people's |
| 0:29.0 | amusement. |
| 0:30.0 | It's Ali Ward. |
| 0:31.0 | Cones on is here and has spent so much time with you inward. |
| 0:35.0 | His tummy is now charging him $9.98 a month. |
| 0:39.4 | I'm her husband Daniel Sandhopper. |
| 0:41.4 | Your ass across the street and shout, who wants your new best friend? |
| 0:46.1 | It's Allison Rosen. |
| 0:48.1 | Allison Rosen, Allison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:53.4 | Allison, Allison, we're good times to learn. |
| 0:59.4 | Allison, Rosen, we're good times to learn. |
| 1:03.4 | Allison, Rosen, Allison is your new best friend. |
| 1:10.7 | Hello my little quarantine induced sourdough bread experiments. |
| 1:15.0 | That particular carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon by Victoria Miller, all sorts of |
| 1:21.4 | fun stuff on Patreon. |
| 1:22.4 | I've been putting the video from these episodes up on Patreon in addition to all sorts of stuff. |
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