This is episode 3 of 10 episodes we are putting out this year of our new show Alice isn't dead.

This is the last of those episodes that we will put on the Nightville feed.

There will be 7 more episodes.

To hear the rest of the story, please subscribe directly to Alice isn't dead,

wherever you listen to podcasts.

Also, please note that this episode contains a fairly intense description of being physically attacked.

Please note that this episode contains a fairly intense description of being physically attacked.

Alice is not dead by Joseph Finck, performed by Jessica Nicole, produced by desperation.

Part 1 Chapter 3 Nothing to See

This episode is brought to you by Harper Perennial,

publishers of the New York Times bestselling novel Welcome to Nightvale,

and coming in September, the Welcome to Nightvale episode collections volumes 1 and 2,

now available for preorder. Every episode from the first two years of the show illustrated

and with behind the scenes intros, Welcome to Nightvale.com to find out more.

Also, we now have t-shirts and posters of the Alice isn't dead,

truck skull logo. Go to Nightvale Presents.com to see them.

And of course, stay tuned after the show to find out the answer to the riddle we decided to go with today,

which is why did the chicken cross the road?

I pulled over and opened up the back. Boxes of, I think, paper napkins or rolls of paper towels,

I'm not sure which. Shadows between the boxes, lots of places to hide.

You would have been so surprised, but there's no one else to take over when I get scared, so

I grabbed the heavy flashlight, the one like a club and I went right in, pulled myself up and

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