Ali Siddiq - You're In Trouble

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.8 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2026

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Ali Siddiq (Tour and Specials) stops by as Randy describes how an adult performer named Kinky Kelli got arrested for peeing on groceries, Jason explains why a man tried to order Rally's at KFC and led police on a scooter chase, and Daniel warns against robbing people for not buying you Wendy's, and so much more!

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0:00.0	What's everybody?
0:00.7	It is a great episode of Dumb People Town.
0:02.5	We have Ali Sadeek with us.
0:03.6	You need to listen to this because we got a pea spree.
0:06.2	We got ordering the wrong food at the wrong place. And then a hold up of epic proportions. Yeah, I would say so. Of a man whose age, you cannot guess. But you'll try. It's all on this week's episode of Dumb People Town. Dan and Ran and Jay will share
0:23.2	Tales of folks so unaware of Dumb People Town.
0:23.2	Dan and Rand and Jay will share tales of folk so unaware
0:25.0	they lack in grace and sometimes choose
0:27.2	the life they choose will make the news
0:29.3	breaking down each epic bail in Florida
0:31.9	there's half-rice bail I'm happy to say they
0:35.1	couldn't make this up.
0:38.2	So listen to our podcast, Dan with co-host our man Dan.
0:42.5	Dan, don't be a jerk.
0:44.7	Because when the music, which the funny hits and we are going to take you down.
0:50.0	Stick around, make a sound, hunger down.
0:52.3	It's Dump People Town.
0:54.2	Hey, Tadies, welcome to. It's Dumb People Town. Hey, Tadies.
0:54.8	Welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town. Population, you. Population, Sadiq. Ali, Sadiq. What's up, my dude? I wish I was in on. Yo, you're at. You're ready? We'll do it again. Welcome to Dumb People Town. There you go. Welcome to town, dude.
1:11.7	Welcome, dude.
1:12.5	You got special coming out.
1:14.2	You got good stuff. to dumb people town there you go welcome to town dude you got you got special coming out you got
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