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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
4.9 • 5.1K Ratings
🗓️ 21 August 2025
⏱️ 70 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Calling all homies and bozos, you're cordially invited to come hang out with the boys on that back on the block tour. Grab the squad and come see us. It's going to be a good time. Little stand-up comedy. Plus we play RU Garbage with the crowd. Yeah, we're starting September. We're doing San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Brea, California, Burlington, Vermont, Boston, Massachusetts, Atlanta, Georgia, Charlotte, North Carolina, |
| 0:21.2 | Raleigh, North Carolina, Richmond, Virginia, Baltimore, Maryland, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, |
| 0:25.0 | at the Met, Rochester, New York, Toronto, get your tickets at RUGarbage.com. |
| 0:29.4 | We love you. |
| 0:31.2 | Welcome to another exciting edition of RU Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are |
| 0:40.8 | classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. |
| 0:50.9 | Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. |
| 0:55.1 | This is RU Garbage. Oh, yeah. It's our little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that it to be classy. Yeah. Just a big old piece of trash. Trash. Trash, trash. I'm your host, agefully, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootie's in a new edition. She just won the home run derby for T-ball. |
| 1:11.4 | Okay. |
| 1:11.9 | Twelve and under. |
| 1:12.7 | That's good. |
| 1:13.4 | She forged her bursative. out back here with Tootie's in a new edition. She just won the home run derby for T-ball. |
| 1:11.5 | Okay. |
| 1:11.8 | 12 and under. |
| 1:27.4 | That's good. She forged her birth certificate. I'll tell you what 400 feet she put one. All right. My co-s is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Arugherba. She's my best pal in the whole wide world, and I love him. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan, everybody. |
| 1:28.1 | What up, gang. |
| 1:28.6 | Shout out to you. |
| 1:30.2 | As always, thanks for tuning in. |
| 1:27.5 | Please make sure you're right for you, subscribe on iTunes. in the whole wide world, and I love them. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What up, gang? |
| 1:28.2 | Shout out to you as always. |
| 1:29.0 | Thanks for tuning in. Please make sure you're right for you, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify, too. Woo! Boys are fucking. Climbing a charts over there. Top of the pops over there. Then obviously the greatest website of all time, www. |
| 1:42.5 | www. patreon.com |
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