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🗓️ 9 April 2020
⏱️ 41 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, it's the Daily Show's Ronnie Chang. |
0:03.0 | And finally, after years of Maccavillian backstabbing and scheming, |
0:08.0 | it's time for me to guest host the Daily Show on Tuesday, November 21st. |
0:13.0 | Be sure to tune into a daily show, week 9 to 11, 10 Central on Comedy Central, and listen to the |
0:18.3 | Daily Show, ears edition podcast to hear my episode along with extended interviews and hilarious segments from the show |
0:24.4 | listen to a Daily Show years edition on the iHeartRadio app Apple |
0:28.1 | podcast or wherever you get your podcast. You're listening to Comedy Central. |
0:37.0 | When you move into the projects, don't nobody come and greet you? |
0:41.0 | Somebody say, hey, welcome to the projects, welcome to hell. |
0:44.0 | Somebody do that. But when you're at a gated community? Oh, these white people want to meet you. I'm sitting in my house |
0:54.0 | in my own business. Doorbell rang. I opened the door. 400 white people. |
1:01.6 | Outside my door. I ain't gonna lie. I panicked. I panic. I panic. I |
1:07.0 | I panic. I slammed the door and called the police. They protesting. They |
1:10.3 | protesting. Who's protesting? All of them. |
1:15.0 | And I'm so terrified when the police get there, I still got the chain on the door. I open the door. I say what they say. |
1:27.0 | They're not. open the door I say what they say. They say they are not processing, they're coming to greet you. They have, I looked out there, wife forth had baked goods and little baskets and |
1:31.0 | I'm like, oh they want to be the brother, all right. |
1:34.0 | All right. I'm like Takar this is stand up with Tom Takar. |
1:56.0 | Ali Sadik, I hope you like that clip. You can see that on the social media, |
2:01.0 | comedy central social media, you can see clips just like that |
2:03.7 | on their Instagram and their Twitter. |
2:06.3 | Check out his half hour from 2016, that's what that clip is from. |
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