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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2016

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Alison reads a journal entry from when she was an unrecognizable to her present day self 16 year old but not before recounting the shock of thinking Daniel was casually taking his life earlier in the day. Plus a debate about Stranger Things (no spoilers), talk of Jenna's comedy special, a discussion of large curd cottage cheese and dollar stores and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and talked about an adoptable dog named Brownie.

Transcript

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0:00.0	And now, live from Dining Room Studios in Hollywood, California, it's Thursday on the
0:07.2	Allison Rosen, his new best friend, Joe.
0:09.3	Tonight.
0:10.3	Allison, welcome to guests.
0:12.1	She's a comedian who just taped her brand new comedy special for Series XM, which is
0:16.3	fantastic.
0:17.3	I think that once people get passed how often she uses the N word, they'll be really,
0:20.9	really loving it.
0:23.0	It's Jenna Kim Jones.
0:25.5	And he's a happily married man.
0:27.0	The back of the day tore a swath through the New York Mormon singles community.
0:30.5	Let me tell you, he held so many hands and so many doors.
0:33.8	I need Purell just thinking about it.
0:35.8	It's a hashtag out.
0:37.8	Chef Jeff is here to serve up a bunch of baloney.
0:41.0	I'm a husband, Daniel, and I've been very, very careful not to tease my wife while she's
0:45.5	pregnant.
0:46.5	It's not at all hilarious when she drops four boxes of popsicles one after the other,
0:50.8	after the other after the other.
0:52.3	Or when she pees her pants every time she sneezes, she's nature's miracle.
0:57.2	St. Hop on board the love bus and say hello to your best friend, Allison Rosen.
1:02.8	Allison Rosen, Allison Rosen, you best friend.
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