Hello and welcome to wrong turns.

This is a podcast that celebrates misery and cluster fuck and those are the stories I want

to hear.

We're sick of inspiration.

And so I invite my favorite funny people on every week to tell me their stories of abject

misery and joining me today.

We have a comedian who's performed on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and Comedy Central. She's currently on tour around the country. It's Ali Makowski.

Hello. Hi. And we also have a comedian from Comedy Central and Just for Last Festival. She's the

co-host of the podcast, nationally touring show, Two Dikes and a Mike. It's Rachel Scanlan. Hello.

Hi. Hi. How are you both? Great. feel good. I just chugged a dense bean

salad in my car. I'm feeling energized. Okay, cool, cool, cool. How energized is your bumhole right now?

Are we safe? Oh, we're safe. We're safe. We got a good window in time. Okay. You have a strong sphincter yeah 100% me too i love i kind of hold poop sometimes oh for fun sorry to start

off so like no no no that's fine wait but i really enjoy holding in poops wait for how okay um

sorry not like crazy not like days on end okay if i like is it power like is it i think so

yeah probably is everything okay probably. I've never actually

thought that much into it, but I think I, I like when it, when I hold it long enough to where I, I need to

I like, I like the adrenaline of like needing to go. But also does it mean, is it because you're

quicker then when you go? So you're not sitting there going for ages because I'm a poo ninja.

Okay.

So no one ever knows I've pooed in the vicinity.

It's insane.

So I wait until I'm absolutely desperate.

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