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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Ali Macofsky Has Never Seen The Lord of the Rings

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7687 Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Ali Macofsky has never seen The Lord of the Rings, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Ali knows SOME stuff, and surprisingly the specific name 'Bilbo Baggins,' but what else? When do the hobbits reach Amsterdam? NOTE: This was recorded over TWO recording sessions. First, we talk Lord of the Rings and play games, then Ali returned to the studio for the script read through. Sorry for any redundancies or linear oddities. Kyle and Ali are joined by Lindsay Adams! Go see Kyle in Philly, Charlotte, and New York City this summer! (tickets either up or will be up on the site, shortly). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this is never seen it.

0:12.0

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:18.6

Hey everybody, this has never seen it.

0:20.7

I'm your host, Kyle Ayers. This is the podcast where

0:22.5

comedians rewrite famous movies and TV shows they've never seen before and we read their

0:26.5

script. Today, the incredibly funny Ali Makovsky is here. Allie has never seen Lord of the Rings,

0:32.1

but she rewrote it and we read her script. This one was recorded in two parts. We actually

0:37.2

got together before Ali had completed the script and we talked about Lord. This one was recorded in two parts. We actually got together before

0:38.1

Ali had completed the script and we talked about Lord of the Rings and played some games.

0:42.9

Then we got back in studio a little bit later with the script and read that and wrapped up the

0:47.8

episode. So it's really fun. It's a longer episode. I think you're going to like that. We got a lot

0:53.0

of talk, a lot of Lord of the Rings talk, some games.

1:28.4

We've got, you know, like the merch amount guessing game and things like that. All that up top, the script at the end. It's so much fun. Find Allie on Instagram at Not Allie Mac, N-O-T-A-L-I-M-A-C. and it looks like she is touring in Edmonton, Winnipeg, Sunnyvale, Charlotte, and some more coming up. Incredibly funny stand-up. She's so funny, I think you'd really like. So go check her out on the road if you can. I hope you guys are having a wonderful day. Lindsay Adams is here in studio with us twice, which is wonderful because we did this over two recordings. If there's a little bit of overlap in the discussion,

1:31.7

some linearly out-of-whack things,

1:34.4

it's just simply because we did this over a couple sessions.

1:35.8

And I'm sorry about that.

1:38.5

I tried to edit as much as I could around that to make it seem as cohesive as possible.

1:42.1

You know, if you're in Philly,

1:44.1

come out and check out my shows on the 27th and 28th.

1:46.9

New York City, the 4th through the 14th of September. This is potentially the most important

1:52.6

set of comedy shows I have in my entire career is going to be at the Soho Playhouse off

1:57.7

Broadway. Fourth through the 14th, 11 shows in September. Those tickets are up now as well on the Soho Playhouse off Broadway, fourth through the 14th, 11 shows in September.

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