Alfred Packer Ate Five Guys, No Burgers

Things I Learned Last Night

Space Tim Media

Comedy, Education, History

4.6 • 673 Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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In the winter of 1874, six men entered the snowy Colorado mountains. Only one came out. That man was Alfred Packer, and what followed became one of the most chilling survival stories in American history. Things I Learned Last Night is an educational comedy podcast where best friends Jaron Myers and Tim Stone talk about random topics and have fun all along the way. If you like learning, and laughing a whole lot while you do, then you’ll love TILLN. Watch or listen to this episode today! Become a Patron and Get Early Access to Ad-Free Episodes: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://tilln.com/support⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Episode link: https://tilln.com/alfredpacker Support TILLN & Join The Mailing List: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/tillnpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch Khamar Daban: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6KzTzCsVKk&ab_channel=ThingsILearnedLastNight Text TILLN to 66866 to become a patron and gain access to ad-free episodes, the exclusive discord, and earn discounts on TILLN Merch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, welcome to Things on Last Night. This is a comedy podcast where we learn stuff and we make
0:03.7	some jokes along the way. This week's episode is about a doozy. It's a good time.
0:08.6	It's about a doozy. Yeah, it's about a guy who was a guide and a mysterious disappearance of a group
0:15.9	of people in Colorado. So good times. Yeah. There's a dollhouse. What shows you got coming up?
0:21.0	Let's see. It's June 17th. There's a dollhouse. What shows you got coming up? Let's see.
0:21.7	It's June 17th.
0:23.6	I got a show in Baltimore on the 18th.
0:29.1	I'd love to see.
0:31.1	What if I just start promoting shows that don't exist?
0:33.8	Put a big website.
0:35.2	Fire festivaling people.
0:37.0	Have people show up.
0:38.1	And I'm like, sorry I was there.
0:39.2	You were just late.
0:41.2	It was fast.
0:42.1	It was a quick show.
0:42.9	Two minutes and done.
0:43.9	Wow.
0:45.0	All right.
0:45.4	I don't know if I have any shows coming out.
0:46.9	But all my shows are at Jaram Myers.com slash shows.
0:50.2	Let's get to the episode.
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