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🗓️ 9 October 2023
⏱️ 85 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello forever dog listeners, my Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy |
0:04.8 | docu-pod Beyond With My Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that our |
0:10.7 | latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems via |
0:18.2 | supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium, I found out I was |
0:23.9 | a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely considered to be my |
0:29.5 | guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will Hypnosis cure my |
0:35.8 | Diet Coke addiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight with |
0:42.0 | me and my producer over fairies? Well sweet, you're gonna have to listen to find out. So spirit |
0:49.2 | girlies unite and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast platform. |
0:56.0 | I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach Nervana |
1:01.0 | while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye. |
1:18.0 | Are we ready to start, Brad? I mean, that was great. I think that'll maybe we just |
1:22.4 | know Brad. Really, that is a, as a blackmail episode. Let the conversation begin. Cool. Yeah, |
1:29.9 | let it, let the conversation begin. Cool stuff. Get ready to go. Sure, sure, Garth Brooks. |
1:35.2 | Get ready to go pick the computer up off Lancersham if you're gonna release that because it's |
1:41.1 | gonna be in the street. You're gonna be shanked in the limbs. |
2:11.1 | That's that would be you know, Sandy loves a popcorn. I've never not shown that movie. |
2:26.0 | Which one? Real genius. Remember when the popcorn like the house fills with popcorn at the end. |
2:30.0 | It's like their big prank on the evil scientist. Real genius. I don't know that one. So much fun. |
2:35.5 | Young Val Kilmer goofy like it's a bunch of young geniuses. And they get roped into this like |
2:44.0 | they're they all go to a college and they're working on fun. They use their intelligence to |
2:48.5 | create fun things like pranks and things. Not like Oppenheimer. No, but they but here we go. This is |
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