Alexx Got A Tesla

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2019

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

This week Andrew, Akaash, and Kaz discuss: flexing with a Tesla, gay penguins, AB's sexual assault accusation, Blake Griffin roasting Caitlyn Jenner, and much more. INDULGE!!! Want to hear the rest of the episode? Become a Patron! www.Patreon.com/Flagrant2

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0:00.0	This is the penalty for coming on somebody
0:05.7	Son, I don't know what she's asking for
0:09.5	What is she this mad gross me?
0:11.0	This mad gross but like
0:13.0	Rape?
0:15.0	No, but that should gotta be close
0:19.0	It's gotta be close me
0:21.5	It's gotta be close me
0:23.5	It's gotta girls but
0:25.5	Rape?
0:26.5	It's not rape but it's gotta be close me
0:29.2	You're getting time for just a lot of
0:33.6	How many times have you been in a room?
0:35.6	You're getting time for a little conversation
0:37.6	How many of you like when birds poop?
0:39.6	Like if bird poop hits me that should feel
0:41.4	like you trying to let it out
0:43.4	If you try to let it out, it should be
0:45.4	For two of you who comes in and shit be
0:47.4	I lock them up in an aquarium and make them gay
0:49.4	That's what Rocky did to Melisandre
0:52.4	Whatever that other band would bitch me
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