Alexis Warr FINALLY Meets Max Balegde!

The Useless Hotline

Max Balegde & George Clarke

News Commentary, News, Comedy

4.8 • 701 Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2025

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello, my name is Max Beleg Day.
0:02.0	And I'm not Max Beleg Day. I'm George Clark.
0:05.0	And welcome to the useless hotline. TikTok wasn't working out for us. We decided to set up this. Our own little business. Yes, we did. And the Useless Hotline is a place where we help you with your queries, no matter how we're discussing or embarrassing they are. But it won't always just be us. And when we say that normally, we're like,
0:20.7	yeah, but it is this week, so there, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:22.5	But it isn't just us this week because we are joined by Alexis
0:26.2	Var. Hi. I'm not Max or George. I'm my own person. But don't let this fool you.
0:35.0	It's quite fun. Not quefe executive officer, George Clark. I feel like I'm getting the full experience. Last time I sat there, now I'm sitting here. You've really had the full tour of the office. Yeah, it's really lovely. Next time you're being that cupboard. Yeah. Yeah, the first thing that you said when you sat down was what on earth is going on with Kermit. And that's a very valid question.
0:54.8	Yeah, that was your bondage phase. Not the first time Kermit's had hand up as ours.
0:59.9	Oh, God. She's a puppet. Well, thanks for having them. Oh, how are you, Alexis? Oh, I'm just wonderful.
1:10.7	I am absolutely obsessed with you. I need you to Alexis? Oh, I'm just wonderful. I am absolutely obsessed with you.
1:13.4	I need you to know that.
1:14.6	So I'm obsessed with you.
1:15.8	I literally...
1:16.5	I used to just flirt.
1:18.2	I'm just a mediator.
1:19.8	I've only got to meet you once at the Pride of Britain Awards.
1:23.4	And it felt like I had stepped into like weird time warp in which I was looking
1:29.1	into the soul of someone who has spent an unusual amount of time with George Clark in the
1:34.3	same ways that I have over the years. And that felt like I felt seen basically. I felt seen.
1:40.3	And that you both are now living a life that you wish you would always live?
1:49.5	No, it was more of a trauma bond, really. Yeah. I've never had someone like, you know, describe meeting me in that sense. And that's probably the most special thing ever. So, wow. Wow.
1:54.8	I feel very connected right now. How do you feel about a quick step? I'm just kidding.
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