Alexis' Love Life: Brooke To The Rescue

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2024

⏱️ 15 minutes

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We gave Brooke the keys to Alexis' dating profile and told her nothing was off-limits! Is this going to spark something in Alexis' love life? Or make her regret ever being born?

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0:00.0	Alexis, our social media coordinator, she can turn any piece of clothing instantly into a crop top.
0:08.2	Yeah, I can. It's amazing. I saw her do it with a tube sock once. And she didn't even look busty in it.
0:14.6	So good work, Alexis.
0:16.3	These things could stretch.
0:17.5	That's a big ankle you got. You may not have known. She's quite the history buff, too.
0:22.8	She went all the way back to season one of selling sunset to find out who started the
0:27.8	beef between Christine and Criselle.
0:29.9	Oh, yeah.
0:31.0	Is that more important than the moon landing?
0:34.1	In her mind, yes it is.
0:35.7	Yes, it is.
0:36.9	That's why to everyone here she is the morning
0:39.3	show's superhero who's single lonely and probably hung over and she just turned 25 so
0:48.7	not getting any younger why is this going down And lately her love life is on life support.
0:55.0	Oh, is that her?
0:57.0	Is that the EKG in her love?
0:59.0	Oh, no.
1:00.0	Lost cause.
1:02.0	Flatline.
1:03.0	Not even rumors of Magic Mike 5 can get her engines going these days.
1:06.0	She's just saying, I'm not interested.
1:10.0	Is that how you would describe it, Alexis?
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