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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Alexis Guerreros has never seen Succession

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7687 Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Alexis Guerreros has never seen Succession! He rewrote it, and we read his script with help from Steph Tolev in studio. We also play Before & Afters, Build A Perfect Movie, Character Card Head Game, and Dad Game! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Starbeams out of it.

0:01.4

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,

0:08.6

this is never seen it.

0:13.3

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:19.8

What is up, everybody, on today's episode, Alexis Guerrero's never seen Succession. Alexis, super funny comedian. He's the co-host of Cooligans on Fubo TV. If you love soccer and you love comedy, go check out Cooligans. It's also a podcast. Alexis and his co-host, Christian Polanco. Very funny. The funniest thing you're going to find anywhere, have him to do a soccer.

0:38.6

Go check that out. Alexis is on here. He's never seen Succession, which I have also never seen. I think it won't a bunch of Golden Globes a few days ago. So good timing. We're also joined by Steph Tollev, who we love. She's in studio. Great episode. Alexis has never seen Succession. we read a script a ton of fun go. Go check out Kuligans as well. If you're in a soccer, go, go check that out. And yeah, and we have a live show coming up in Brooklyn at Union Hall on February 16th. If you're around New York or New Jersey or Brooklyn or anywhere close, you can get in, please come. It's at Union Hall. Sunday, February

1:10.9

16th. We got Gene Gray. We got Shane Torres. We got a bunch of more people. It's going to be so fun. Get tickets now. Please get tickets as soon as you can. Sunday, February 16th, Union Hall, live show, live podcast, never seen it. It's going to be so much fun. Please come. Thank you. I'm already thanking you for coming, and you probably, odds are if you're listening,

1:29.8

you're not, but if just some of you, then it'd be great. We did one there and we sold it out before. It's so fun. I would love to do that again. It's such a good time. February 16th, it's a Sunday, Union Hall, Brooklyn, New York. Please come. live show. Thank you. And then I got some stickers and we got some merch and stuff. Follow me on

1:46.2

Twitter and Instagram. Thank you. And then I got some stickers and we got some merch and stuff.

1:45.4

Follow me on Twitter and Instagram, Kyle Ayers, and follow the show, never seen a show.

1:50.2

We'll post about that stuff there. And please get tickets to show February 16. Thank you.

1:54.3

And enjoy the episode with Alexis. It's so fun.

1:58.3

So, but this has never seen it. This is the podcast where I've comedians rewrite, famous movies, and TV shows they've never seen before. Having never seen Succession, it's been a while since we've done TV show. I'm excited. I've never seen Succession. I think the show that just won a bunch of Golden Globes yesterday. Did they? I think so. I didn't watch the Golden Globes either. No. I was performing.

2:18.8

You know. At the Golden Globes. Yeah. I was actually just right. They could have been on. I could have just turned him on, but I think I actually watched nothing instead. Yeah, I did nothing. A friend of ours won. Well, I don't know if he's a friend of him. Yeah, Romney. Yeah. That was great. Yeah, yeah.

2:32.5

Once I saw he won, I was like, well, if I didn't know he was nominated, what else is this show going to bring to me?

2:37.7

Right. Yeah, Rami. Yeah. That was great. Once I saw he won, I was like, well, if I didn't know he was nominated, what else is this show going to bring to me? If I didn't even know my friend was nominated for Best Actor, what could possibly happen that I'm looking forward to? It's like, Ryan Beck wins when you're like, that's a friend of my. He made a whole show? Yeah. Wow, I've been in L.A. for too long.

2:51.9

Is Becker still on? No, I don't think so. That was a... You've been 30 years. It's not much. Do we still love Lucy? Yeah. Just two corpses. But here, having never seen Succession, is Alexis Guerreras. Hey. Thanks for being here. It's been a while. and then join us in studio again, Steph Tolliv.

3:09.2

Hello.

3:09.8

I've never written one.

3:10.6

I've got to write one.

3:11.3

Yeah. It is Alexis Carreras. Hey. Thanks for being here. It's been a while. And then join us in studio again, Steph Tolliv.

3:09.2

Hello.

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