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I'm Trevor Noah.

This is the Daily Social Distance Show and today is February 2nd, also known as Day

2 of Black History Month.

So let's party people, bust out somebody as sweet Black History music.

Wait in the water, wait in the water.

Anyway on tonight's show, another reason you might not want to get on a plane, what reddits learned

from watching Wall Street and Biden better have my money.

So let's do this people, welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.

From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world.

This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah.

Here's edition.

Before we get started, today is Groundhog Day, which leads me to ask, what the hell is

Groundhog Day?

People pull a rodent out of the ground and then ask the animal to predict the weather,

really?

This is so unfair because if Africans were doing shit like this and you heard that we

pulled animals out of the ground, like there are vines in Africa where people wear animal

skin and if I try to explain to them that Americans use groundhogs to predict the weather,

they'd be like, but why not use satellite data?

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