I'm pretty sure that you have a way harder time getting through life than the average person, Ari.

I don't know why anybody would listen to this.

I know I won't.

Ari, your advice single-handedly broke up my marriage. You're an awful person.

You're 24 years old. Why would I listen to you? Why would you be giving therapy and advice to people who clearly need it?

It doesn't make any sense, Ari.

This is a horrible idea.

You're listening to Unlicensed.

Unlicensed.

Unlicensed.

Unlicensed therapy with Ari Minis.

Drumming is, first off, you need a place to practice that you don't piss everyone off.

But now they have electronic drum sets.

Yeah, so that's nice.

It shouldn't be that big of deal, which I should have.

Oh, I should have had one here for you, but I didn't prepare for this at all.

I should have had electronic drum set for you to play.

I thought about bringing mine.

I was like this close. I almost brought a pair of like drumsticks too to like teach you something.

So instead what we'll need is for you to do a custom drum sash for me to splice into the podcast as just for this.

Yeah, like the beginning.

And you won't be paid for it, but I need it.

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