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Media Podcast Jeff Bezos kind of broke the internet last night with with a blog post. Why is his

blog post so much more than a blog post? You don't usually have the world's richest man

writing about his dick pick, but that's what happened last night. He also accused the national

inquirer of trying to extort him with that dick pick photo. It's fun to say dick pick on the air.

And also there's a Donald Trump element. So that that that will break the that will break the

internet for you. You can find those elements. That'll do it.

So there's a lot of elements to this blog post. Where does one begin?

If you want to go all the way back, I guess you go back to January when Jeff Bezos announced

via Twitter that he was divorcing his wife of many decades. That's followed by a national

inquirer story saying, hey, Jeff Bezos has had a long running affair. For its current cover story

that hit new stands today, the tabloids seemingly spared no expenses to expose what they say is

Bezos's extramarital affair with Lauren Sanchez. We have photos, we have texts. Here's a lot of them.

That story blew up for a couple days.

Tabloid claims it tracked him across five states and over 40,000 miles. According to the inquirer,

Bezos's lawyer told the publication that it was widely known that he and his wife had been

long separated. The text there, the kind of text you send someone you're having an affair with,

which are mildly embarrassing, but it makes it clear they're having an affair. The inquirer in

his reporting says, we have photos, by the way, and some of them are so racy we can't show you them,

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