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Hey, if your alarm clock sounds like this,

this is the show for you.

Toucher and Hardy, the Sports Hub. Boots up.

All right. What's dumb?

This is Gorillaz with Dell the Funky Homo Sapien.

It's called Rock the House.

I just looped up the instrumental bits.

I like it.

Yeah, it's nice.

It doesn't rock, though.

You know, Hardy wants to rock on a Monday.

The attitude from Hardy with the music beds, man, I mean, especially when I've been going out of the limb to get his R.E.M. and his... Jim Blossoms. What R.E.M. did you play? We did bang and blame last week. That's in the rotation, and you started singing a different R.E.M. song over it. That's a crappy R.E.M. song. Oh, here we go. You know what you remind me of in the guy in the losing my religion video with his clipped wing. In the hole in his side. That freaked me out. Can you imagine? Oh, that video. Oh, and he's, I don't like that. Finger in the wound. Trippophobia, whatever they call it. Ugh.

Wait, what is triphobia?

It's a fear of holes. That's unfortunate. You had that? That's really too bad. Tuck that in your back pocket, Fred. That's going to come in handy. No, that's it. Crash has whatever the opposite of that is. Oh, that's right. If you don't know,

Crash has made love to a pile of dirt as a child

In back of his home.

Explore that on Wednesday? whatever the opposite of that is. Oh, that's right. If you don't know, Crash has made love to a pile of dirt as a child in the back of his home.

Explore that on Wednesday.

It's been exploring.

You know, there's so much I can ring out of the hump of the ground story.

Hump in the ground, wet washcloth.

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