Alex Jones 2026-Mar-30 Monday
The Alex Jones Show - Infowars.com
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🗓️ 30 March 2026
⏱️ 240 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We're live, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 0:09.4 | Monday, March 30, it's 26. |
| 0:11.3 | It's official. |
| 0:13.2 | Ground invasion is set to begin very soon. |
| 0:16.5 | Info Wars. |
| 0:17.7 | Tomorrow's news today. |
| 0:22.0 | Many of you are very talented, but if you really want to wow me today, you're going to have to show something extra. |
| 0:28.3 | Little thing I've point in heart. |
| 0:32.6 | I think his mom, like, drank when she was pregnant or something. |
| 0:38.3 | Yeah. think his mom like drank when she was pregnant or something. Ah! |
| 0:45.3 | At a boy, JD. Hustle! Hustle! |
| 0:51.3 | I believe in you, JD. |
| 0:53.3 | Don't listen to those motherfuckers. |
| 0:58.0 | I know your heart's on the football field, but I need your head in history class, Mr. Vance. |
| 1:08.0 | Yes, Vance, yes. |
| 1:10.8 | I'm sorry, God, go! No! Yes, Vance, yes. That stupid freak, I'll never make the team. |
| 1:20.6 | He's a loser. |
| 1:23.2 | Fuck you, Gavin. |
| 1:25.3 | You and your daughter are both gay. |
| 1:36.1 | No. Fuck you, Gavin. You and your daughter are both gay. Damn it, Vance, I wish I had a hundred of you. |
| 1:39.3 | If only you could get those godforsaken test scores up. |
| 1:45.6 | If you ask a hot chick to prom, I'll give you a C because history smiles upon the bowl. |
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