Infoerner, Infoars, Tomorrow's News Today. Do you do IQ test here?

Okay, because I think I need one.

Okay, yeah, we can do that. Why do you need one?

Well, I've had some people lately telling me I have a low IQ.

Oh, shots fired. Gosh.

Who's been telling you that?

Well, some people online have been telling me that, like the president,

and even my dogs are looking at me a little bit condescendingly now.

Well, we'll find out. So with this IQ test, I'll just ask you a series of simple, really common sense questions, and you just give me your best answer. I'm actually kind of a little bit

nervous right now. Oh, yeah, you should be, because if you turn out to be what some would call

a low- IQ nut job,

then you're pretty much a lost cause.

Well, that doesn't sound good.

All right, first question.

Which word doesn't belong?

Apple, banana, carrot, orange.

Is it carrot?

Very good, because it's not a fruit in all.

It's clever.

Next question.

Who would be considered more of a trader to their country?

Person A, who receives $230 million from a foreign lobby,

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