It's Monday, April 6, 2026.

I'm Alex Jones, and this is the Info War.

The Iran War is coming to a new disastrous head.

Info Wars, tomorrow's news today.

Yo, Pete Hex's, this one's specially for you.

You punk-ass rapist, bitch, straight from Iran.

A tattoo covered clown with that cafe ink on your arm, think you were crusader?

Nah, just a drunk and fidel in the fake unicorn.

Sheen to kill all Muslims wasted in the hotel lobby. Sexual assault, settlement in Monterey. Block the door, took a phone, paid her off quiet because me too was on. Now you secretary? What a joke, bro. Cheated on wives, multiple affairs. Kids in the mix, family man, hell no.

Handsie with women at Fox drunk on the job, your own team say, yo, this dude toxic.

Couldn't even guard Biden's inauguration, your own military set next.

Book called American Crusade, dream and holy war, but reality check.

You just a failed vet, turned TV clowns flipping on your own mess trump picked you because you kissed the ring but wait funny part ain't coming the dude

you sucking up for that secretary gig trump himself was bill clinton's top cop sucker giving blue jaws back in the day

real talk you out here blowing for access, Bahia original BJ Queen.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

You thought our missiles maxed 2,000 kilometers?

Cute, rookie mistake.

We hitting the bow, worshiping Epstein Island crew, the ones who hurt the kids.

Revenge for every American soul.

You and Trump's dirty crew of Preston did.

We taking payback for the girls.

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