Alex Hooper Roasts God and Jesus
The God Pod
God
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 26 April 2025
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
Dear Humans,
In today’s new episode of The God Pod, Jesus and I are joined by Comedian Alex Hooper who tells us about his brand new comedy special “Brace Yourself,” which is available to watch NOW on Apple TV, Amazon Prime, YouTube, and Google Play!
We discuss:
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How Alex accidentally stumbled into a comedy career.
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When Alex’s life took a dramatic turn after he got married.
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How he beat cancer, and how he turned his stories into a comedy act that are now featured in “Brace Yourself”.
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His roast of Simon Cowell that was too hot for TV and had to be cut by producers!
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For the first time on The God Pod, a comedian roasts God and Jesus!
I hope you enjoy watching this episode as much as we did recording it. Alex was a hilarious guest and we had a blast with him. Thanks, humans!
Love,
God
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| 0:00.0 | This week on the Godpod. |
| 0:02.9 | Eventually, instead of going, wow, I want you so bad right now, it becomes, do you want to have sex? |
| 0:07.2 | And the person goes, yeah, all right, I guess. |
| 0:09.9 | I want to watch White Lotus tonight, damn it. |
| 0:12.8 | Why not? |
| 0:13.6 | But that's what doggy style is for, God, so you can both watch. |
| 0:18.1 | You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals. |
| 0:21.2 | Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. |
| 0:26.8 | Alcohol takes a process, cocaine takes a process, acid, |
| 0:31.3 | mushrooms and weed, the two best drug don't need anything for you. |
| 0:40.8 | Because God put it there for you. And I think that's why you made that. Because God loves you. Exactly. And we're live, everybody, with comedian Alex Super. Welcome |
| 0:51.2 | in. I'm the Lord thy God. |
| 0:57.5 | Can we just wish an early pre-birthday to Jesus? |
| 0:59.4 | Oh, my gosh. |
| 1:00.9 | Thank you so much. |
| 1:03.0 | Yeah, it's a rebirth day, right? |
| 1:05.6 | But, I mean, it also falls this year on 420. |
| 1:08.7 | I mean, what a reason to celebrate. |
| 1:17.7 | My dad is a big pot smoker and he's very excited how the two holidays line this year. |
| 1:20.2 | So you're speaking our language, Alex. And thank you so much. |
| 1:21.6 | You know, it's kind of a triggering day for me, but I've learned to live with it. |
| 1:25.5 | And I know people find a lot of inspiration and joy from |
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