Dude, I woke up from surgery when I got my hemorrhoidectomy.

Yeah.

They shave your butt.

A little bit of shaving going on down there. And then all the things were taped to the side. Yeah. When I woke up and I was like, tape residue. Yes. You could see it, like athletic tape. Yeah. I was like, I'll be damned. And it's one of the places they shave was where they put the tape down. Right. It's down by your knee down there.

Just one side, not the other.

So it's like, you know, one side chained the other than that.

You take my... shave was where they put the tape down. Right. Just down by your knee down there. Just one side, not the other side. So it's like, you know, one side chaved the other than I was like, you tape my, you know, but a piece of tape over it. Yeah, I had a height on hernia. A little gorilla tape. Up in like your stomach area. But same thing. I just, you know me. I did zero research. I was like, all right, new to surgery. Sure.

And I woke up and they're like, how do you feel?

And I was like, ah, my throat's killing me. And they're like, well, we had a giant tube in it. Yeah. And I go, and who shaved my stomach? You wanted to know. Who's it? You're like a dog. I just like, well, because you're still kind of out of it from the drugs.

For those of my two questions, like, I don't shave my stuff.

I'm thinking about it. You're like a dog. You got there. Right. Just like, well, because you're still kind of out of it from the drugs.

But those are my two questions like, and who shave my stomach? I'm going to get them. People that do tattoos, right? So whatever area you're going to have a tattoo, they shave. Even if you don't think hair grows there. There's hair. There's hair. They shave. And I've got, and I know this now, I've gotten enough tattoos.

So I will shave the area.

I will shave it that morning.

And by the time you get to the tattoo place, they still shave it again anyway, just to make sure completely understand. Well, some people get it on their genitals. Right. So I'm like, look, if I'm a tattoo guy, all right, look, if I work in the medical industry, I'm just dealing with nakedness all the time.

That's the nature of the job, no big deal. I'm still picking the shave over the sponge bath. If I'm doing tattoos and it's like, well, I want to get it down here. Like, fine, man. I already have to interact with this longer than I'd like to, but also got to shave it. Because they won't let you shave it. They need to shave it.

That to me, I told you a buddy mine, he, uh, it was a friend of his, um, got a dollar sign tattooed on his testicles. So it looked like a money bag for Monopoly. That's the way the guy explained it. But I'm like, you had to shave his bees. He's like, yeah. And he's like, the thing that made it weird is, it's a dude I know. Right?

You like iron that out?

You stretch it out for you.

That is what I know.

Right? What are you like iron that out? Do you stretch it out? That is what I asked. I said, well, it's awfully wrinkly. And he goes, so even just for the tattoo and the shaving, they took an empty Coke can and basically stretched the skin over the top, not the bees themselves with the skin over the top of the Coke can and then very gently

I'm like for real

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