This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast. It is Monday, the 5th of December. 20 days. In 20 days time, it'll all be over.

That's the way I look at it nowadays. So, and then people say, why do you celebrate Christmas so early?

I said, because it's over so blooming quickly. I want to drag it all out as long as possible. So the, the Queen of the

jungle is Scarlett, as you know, and now they say all the usual crap comes out, doesn't it? She's

set to make millions from TV deals, amid reports that ITV and Channel 4 wanted to front her own show.

Well, where will that be going in the schedule?

So, I mean, I did try and explain this the other day.

She's set to make millions from lucrative TV deals.

Well, she won't be getting paid when she goes on the early morning chat shows.

This morning do not pay a fee.

So she'll go on there and have a chat and they go,

oh, this is going to be so exciting.

Oh, can't wait.

It's going to be wonderful, in it.

They'll tart her up with as much makeup as possible.

She'll bring out the DVD,

which I think will be coming out after Christmas.

So this is how it's been planned. It's almost, you know, kind of fixed for her to win, isn't it? That's what some people have said, you know, Peter's skeptics, not me, because I never watched the program in the first place.

I mean, to be honest with you, I knew she was the fat-faced bird who sits on the sofa, trailed up with makeup.

Then she loses weight.

So obviously it's been a bit contrived this one. And, no, she seems quite personal, but where do you think she's going to go?

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