Alcohol

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2016

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes pull up a stool, pour themselves a pint and chug while talking alcohol. The gang quickly discover the futility of trying to tell a good drinking story, attempt to make fancy drinks out of gross things and educate our overseas audience on the very specific references to Melbourne. Jackson explains the history of a dead moth we found in his room, Zoe calls out the boys for thinking about hamburgers and Duscher just keeps including feet in his alcohol consumption and production. It's a Patreon requested episode that at least one person has demanded we record and this is direct evidence that we did it. Heroes. Australians of the Year.Want to help the gang restock their liquor cabinet? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start buying gin off the top shelf today.In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.Want a better mattress? Head to caspertrial.com/sanspants and enter promo code 50sleep and you can get $50 off the most comfortable bed you’ve ever slept on.

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0:00.0	Sanspans Radio. We go in your ear holes.
0:02.6	Can I ask you a question? Where'd you get that mattress?
0:06.2	Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Right off the side of a road, you say. That's disgusting.
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0:17.8	caspertrial.com forward slash sanspants, one word, no caps, and enter the
0:24.6	promo code 50 sleep. That's caspartrial.com forward slash sanspants and use the promo code 50 sleep.
0:33.4	Terms and conditions apply.
0:35.2	Whoa, just before the show starts, I just thought I'd take this time to let you know why I sound so tired.
0:40.6	That's because the plumbing boys just got back from Sydney and boy gosh, we did it.
0:45.4	We killed the live show and got real scared in Sydney and now we're back home in Melbourne.
0:49.7	And to celebrate, we are going to do a live show here in Melbourne to welcome ourselves back. It will be on November 4 at the Eureka Hotel in Richmond. Tickets are available if you check out the show notes below. Otherwise, if you head to our Facebook page, we've got an event set up. You can click attending. You can buy tickets from there. You can ask us questions. You can hassle us. It's great. I'm so glad to be
1:11.6	home. Sydney, you are great, but Ibis are scary, and there's lots of them, and they're real big.
1:17.5	Enjoy the show.
1:19.0	Hey, everybody, and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second. I am Jackson Bailey.
1:24.2	I am Zoe Pilato. And I'm Joel Dusha. And today's topic is alcohol. Chug, chug, chug.
1:30.2	Glug, glug, glug, chug. Let's get fucked, mate.
1:37.5	And Dusha are classily glogging and chugging.
1:43.9	We're just out for a glug and a chug. I'm bringing the truth to this podcast, guys. Nobody glugs and chugs. No one glugs and chugs. If you could ferment something, anything, to make a new alcohol, what would it be? Mangoes. That sounds good. Yeah, tasty. Feet.
2:02.2	All right, I'm in.
2:04.2	And I will say, I will say,
2:06.5	wax, just basic wax.
2:09.1	Jackson Bailey's fine and dandy,
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