Albert Pierrepoint (Entry 938.ES0914)
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🗓️ 1 November 2018
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
In which a Lancashire grocer and pub landlord becomes the most skilled executioner of all time, and John explains the best part of being guillotined. Certificate #21776.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch. |
| 0:10.0 | He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection. |
| 0:15.0 | Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right. |
| 0:19.0 | All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. |
| 0:23.0 | Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge. |
| 0:26.0 | Piando Ferries, there is another way. We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. |
| 0:37.0 | We are receiving this message. |
| 0:41.0 | We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can |
| 0:46.0 | only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century. |
| 0:50.9 | Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this |
| 0:55.6 | monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge. |
| 0:58.9 | These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost. |
| 1:05.4 | So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology |
| 1:09.5 | to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you. |
| 1:13.4 | This is our time capsule. |
| 1:15.4 | This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 938. e.s 0914, certificate number 217. Number 2-1776. Albert Pierpoint. |
| 1:55.0 | Nice and clean. |
| 1:57.0 | The second and third third break. |
| 2:00.0 | You see, we don't hurt him kirki instant a professional job well done. She wouldn't have felt anything |
| 2:14.0 | Ah Laura down so. She wouldn't have felt anything. Ah, lower it down. So we're here during Halloween week. |
| 2:17.0 | Halloween week on omnibus. |
| 2:19.0 | I've already gone on record saying I don't support celebrating |
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