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Bert Breer, senior NFL reporter and lead content strategist for the MMQB.

He was over in San Francisco.

He's been to the Senior Bowl.

He's done all these things.

He's a very busy man.

He had to switch things all around.

Bird, hello.

Well, me not being in studio today doesn't have to do with any of that.

It's more, I would say, just stuff at home and having to pay everybody back for being away for a while. So thanks for accommodating. I appreciate it. Oh, no, you can be on Zoom. It doesn't matter to us. But it sounds like there's scorekeeping going on in the household. Do you think that's healthy? It's possible. It's possible. There might be some scorekeeping. Oh, that's so bad to your marriage. Do you think it's healthy? I mean, I don't know.

I sort of feel like I'm in debt to do things for other people if I've missed some things.

So maybe that's just my own personal thing.

I don't know.

But I'm home now.

I'm home now and I got the kids off to school.

So yeah, happy to be here.

Sometimes women have the ability to recall everything you've done wrong for a four-month

or six-month period at a moment's notice.

The ability to retain, their ability to retain that information is pretty amazing.

And hold a grudge for that long without expressing it and then what

I found is I was like okay if you're going to do that I'm going to start writing down things

and it didn't go over well the first argument where I went and got my notes that it did happen

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