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improv4humans with Matt Besser
Matt Besser
4.9 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 3 September 2020
⏱️ 78 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Human, you are entering an improvised comedy show, restricted to humans only. Improv for |
| 0:11.0 | humans would met better. Based on the suggestions and other sources of inspiration, met and guests |
| 0:18.1 | will perform fully improvised scenes. Today's improvisers are great villains and lachus |
| 0:24.2 | and a group of team can't tell us nothing. |
| 0:29.4 | Welcome to Improv for humans with Matt Besser. That is still me knowing his |
| 0:35.9 | body rights to that. I think Brett Morris. Yeah. I think it's almost time for the |
| 0:44.2 | Maddie B the rapper to be on the show. I think he's old enough. He's pretty big when we first |
| 0:49.6 | started the joke, but I think he must be in his 20s by now. Oh wow. That makes me realize how long |
| 0:55.0 | we've been doing this. Yeah. He was like a little boy 13-year-old rapper in it used to be funny and cute. |
| 1:00.8 | Now he's successful, man. Or he was back then. See on top of the charts, Evan checked in. I don't |
| 1:06.8 | know. Maddie B. Look at the charts. You're the one that's the charts. I guess I should know that. |
| 1:12.5 | I'm on the chart. Okay. But yes. I wanted to check in. I thought of my friends in other cities |
| 1:25.9 | with other improv theaters and it made me think of our guests today. First, can't tell us nothing. |
| 1:36.3 | I always want to do the flavor Flavetitle instead. And then when I see your email without my |
| 1:43.4 | glasses, I see another word there. And that my mom did not like. Is that intentional? |
| 1:53.3 | Is that just having accident? It's a happy coincidence. Catches the eye in a great way. |
| 2:04.2 | We had a show at the UCB Theater for a while called See You Next Tuesday that I did not get the |
| 2:09.7 | plan words for probably at least six months. I was like, why is it called that? |
| 2:17.9 | Then someone told me the joke. Someone told me the joke. It was funny when we submitted our podcasts |
| 2:24.8 | originally to Apple. We had this, I think I created this funky little design. I can't |
| 2:31.1 | cool up. I don't have it on readily available. But it was Ctun, but it was in a block and swear. |
| 2:38.6 | Depending on how you read it, you're flagged whatever. And I remember Apple just would not clear |
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