Alaska Is Closer (Holy War part I of II)
Benjamen Walker's Theory of Everything
Benjamen Walker & Radiotopia
4.3 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 22 December 2015
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
As 2015 winds down we offer you a story about redemption, forgiveness and torture. When Margo’s husband is killed in a terrorist attack, she is given Ali Baba, a terrorist clone. This is how it works in Christian America in this piece of speculative fiction (although we like the term Sly-fi). Will Margo use her new Walmart deluxe torture kit? Or does she have a greater plan? Also your host declares war on God!
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| 0:00.0 | You are listening to Benjamin Walker's Theory of Everything. |
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| 1:27.0 | You are listening to Benjamin Walker's Theory of Everything. |
| 1:31.0 | This installment is called Holy War Part 1. Margot got out of bed and poured her husband Albert Abola Branflakes. |
| 1:55.0 | She could hear him in the other room, frantically stuffing underwear and legal documents into his duffel bag. |
| 2:00.0 | It was already 515. |
| 2:04.0 | Margot doubted he would make his 6 a.m. flight. |
| 2:07.0 | He wasn't even dressed yet. |
| 2:10.0 | She went to the refrigerator and took out the milk. |
| 2:13.0 | Albert put on the phone headset and called the taxi service. |
| 2:17.0 | Margot cringed when she heard how much he offered to pay for an airport express. |
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