Alas, there will be no silverware
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2022
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Marcus, Vish and Andy react to another Champions League Groundhog Day, as Man United stuttered to a halt and Atlético looked like their former dastardly selves.
We also start assembling our “Streets Won’t Forget” XI, with Adel Taarabt and tactical wizard Steve Bruce both a shoe-in. Elsewhere, Benfica hope to shake off The Curse and Pep Talks brings us the results of our recent parenting advice. It’s not great…
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| 1:12.0 | Manchelyn I did it out of the Champions League but Ben Fieker March on its Wednesday 16th March I'm Marcus Speller. |
| 1:16.0 | I'm Andy Rassel. And I'm producer and I'm the Roger. |
| 1:31.0 | Hi everybody, good to see you. It's Mitt Voch as they would say in Germany. Mitt Week. |
| 1:36.0 | And Wednesday as we say in the UK. It's Mitt Voch of an English evoker as well isn't it? |
| 1:42.0 | No, I don't think so. We've got a full load of football this week. |
| 1:46.0 | A full load of football. Visch, do you regret that being a Manchelyn I did fan? |
| 1:50.0 | No, we've had our turn. We've had our turn and we've ruined it. |
| 1:54.0 | Yeah, and you've taken a turn. No, you haven't taken a turn. This was kind of... |
| 1:57.0 | Let it come a dread going to Ultraford and winning 1-0 in the Champions League. |
| 2:02.0 | Who could have predicted it? It was vintage at Leti, wasn't it? |
| 2:04.0 | Well, you know, so I said for the Spurs United game on the weekend, the 3-2 that it was as if a child had come up with that game given how it transpired. |
| 2:14.0 | And this was the adult coming in like, no, you can't do that. No. No, this isn't how football works. |
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