Alan Zweibel and Mike Massimino - #1798-2

Tom Barnard Podcast

News, Comedy

4.6 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2020

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Have you heard the one about the sweaty Jew and the Italian astronaut? Well you're about to. Alan has been writing jokes for over 40 years, and Mike was in NASA for almost 20. Both stand-up comedy and going to space have a way of taking their toll, which might be why neither does either any more. They both, however, write books. Much less taxing.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the family with Mask Hackmaster, Ropter Bashm, MD.
0:04.5	Co-host Catherine Brandt.
0:06.3	And Andy Bram-Pernard.
0:08.0	Mashash.
0:09.2	Perfect health.
0:10.5	I liked it.
0:11.1	Perfect help.
0:12.0	Joe Biden moment.
0:13.1	We will be right back, kick things off.
0:14.9	A couple of special guests coming up, some stories.
0:17.4	We've got all kinds of stuff.
0:18.3	Right back with the family.
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