Alan Tudyk and Jade Catta-Preta
Wrong Turns with Jameela Jamil
Jameela Jamil
4.7 • 3.8K Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2026
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
Actor Alan Tudyk (Arrested Development, Rogue One, Resident Alien) and comedian and actor Jade Catta-Preta (Modern Family, Life in Pieces, The Soup on E!) join Jameela for an episode that somehow ends up exactly where you'd expect, and nowhere you could have predicted.
Alan's micro humiliation arrives courtesy of a chance encounter with a Disney executive, a case of mistaken identity, and the particular horror of confidently addressing the wrong powerful man by the wrong name to his face. His Big Wrong Turn takes us to a casual industry football game, where Alan shows up with brand new boots bought the day before, immediately starts playing what can only be described as rug-ball, gets demoted to goalie, concedes three goals, and is the only person in Los Angeles not invited for drinks afterwards.
Jade's micro humiliation unfolds live on Watch What Happens, when an attempt to remove a stray hair from Andy Cohen's face reveals that it is very much still attached to him. Her Big Wrong Turn takes us back to a school production that cemented her fate as the default ethnic casting choice for every role going, from Lola in Damn Yankees to Scary Spice, not because she was the best fit, but because she was the only brown person in the building.
In place of this week's Misery Loves Company, Jameela shares the story of paying for a friend's IVF to avoid becoming a godmother, only to watch that friend meet her sperm donor the night before the procedure and immediately render the whole thing completely unnecessary.
Watch Alan Tudyk in Resident Alien on Sci-Fi and Peacock, and in Superman. He also co-hosts Once We Were Spacemen with Nathan Fillion, available wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Jade Catta-Preta at @JadeCattaPreta across socials, catch her live in New York and Alaska in July, and find her on OnlyFans at @FunnyButt.
Jameela's Substack is A Low Desire To Please, you can also find her on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.
Our consulting producer is Colin Anderson.
Wrong Turns was created and produced by Jameela Jamil and Stewart Bailey.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to wrong turns. This is the show where dignity goes to die. I bring on my |
| 0:14.0 | favourite funny people and they tell me tales of woe and humiliation and we don't try and wrap it up |
| 0:19.2 | with a nice neat bow bow, all right? |
| 0:21.3 | We're not looking for silver linings, we're not looking for great pearls of wisdom. |
| 0:36.4 | We're here just to marinate in our shame together, in a sort of big shame jacuzzi. All as one. And I invite my favourite funny people and joining me today. We have a prolific actor who has appeared in a rest of development, |
| 0:40.0 | rogue, one and door, Superman, anti-stars and resident alien, |
| 1:12.1 | which you can see on sci-fi and Peacog. It's Alan fucking Toadick. Oh, thank you. Wow. Fucking Toaddy. I've been a fan of yours. I've been a fan of yours forever. And so when you walked in, I was just like, I mean, I've seen you before, but every time I see you, I'm just, I freak out a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, same. I feel that. I feel it's in a way. It's a fucking legend. It's pretty fucking awesome. And also, we welcome comedian actress who has appeared on Modern Family and Life in Pieces. she hosted the Soup on E and Hoties on Hulu. It's Jade Catter Preta. Pia, piao! Pia! |
| 1:12.3 | Piao! |
| 1:12.8 | Pugh! |
| 1:13.7 | Pum! family and life and pieces she hosted the soup on e and hotties on hulu it's jade catap preta penta |
| 1:11.4 | piao piao piao i'm gonna start doing that it's good it's good right i know it's good |
| 1:18.5 | yeah how are you both are you all right feeling good sweaty the world's ending but like in a |
| 1:24.3 | in a chic way yeah Yeah yeah yeah You look right |
| 1:27.6 | At things |
| 1:28.2 | Yeah yeah yeah |
| 1:29.2 | Guys when it comes to |
| 1:31.3 | Disasters the podcast |
| 1:32.2 | About disaster |
| 1:33.1 | Is it something you take to |
| 1:34.9 | kindly? |
| 1:37.3 | Hmm |
| 1:37.5 | Disasters? |
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