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The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Alan Totals Cars

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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We get in to our Mens Room Question: Who or what was damaged, and who or what was responsible?

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0:00.0

Who sucks last count up at 430 right after emails on our question, who or what did you damage?

0:04.7

206, 803 Rock.

0:06.6

Hello, Alan.

0:07.5

Welcome to the bench room.

0:09.6

Ola.

0:10.5

Ola!

0:12.6

So, of the three cars that I have owned, the first two were totaled, and they were both not my fault.

0:20.4

What were the different vehicles?

0:23.0

One was a 97- Subaru Legacy Outback, and the other was an 03 outback.

0:27.8

Okay.

0:28.3

Got a Subaru thing going on.

0:29.5

Is your third vehicle currently a Subaru as well?

0:32.2

Yes, and it will be the last Subaru I ever own.

0:34.7

Is that because you're going to keep it forever, or because you're tired of them?

0:57.4

No, it almost ruined my life, but that's a different story. Yeah, Subaru's are known to do that. I don't know why they put it in that. Hey, very safe vehicle rating also might ruin your life. So what happened with your first two vehicles? So the first vehicle, I was on my way home from Super Bowl. I I think it was 2020. And I'm just driving down 167. It's dead stopped on the highway in just one lane for some reason. Turns out there was

1:02.6

an accident ahead of that. So I'm just waiting, not realizing I could just go around. And then

1:07.7

someone just plows into the back of me, not even stopping.

1:13.4

So how fast do you think they were going when they hit you?

1:15.4

50 miles an hour at least.

1:15.9

Oh, wow.

1:24.8

If you saw the photos, and I can show them on Saturday, yeah, it completely annihilated this car.

1:44.7

So it probably was a good thing that you were driving in Subaru because they do have a very good crash rating. Yeah. That was the reason why I ended up buying the second one was because I've honestly, that car saved my life. And I've honestly heard that from different Subaru owners. They got a bad accident up to the first one, and then they stick with it. How about you? Did you sustain any damage or just the car? Mostly the car. I had like, I think I told the story like a year ago. I had like a mild

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