Hi, this is Gilbert Gottfried and this is Gilbert Gottfried's amazing colossal podcast.

And today, my co-host Frank Santopadre and I have a rather unusual episode.

First, I'll be speaking to my wife's swap co-star, the guy I swapped wife's with and my

old boss from thick of the night, Alan thick.

Hey, this is Andy.

If you're Gilbert Gottfried, except you're in the kit room, and you're going to be switching

waves, you're going to have a little wave swap with Gilbert Gottfried because he likes

to swap waves with Gilbert Gottfried and you know, it's a wave swap and so he likes to

have a wave swap with Gilbert Gottfried.

And then I'm going to have a very strange conversation with my recent Friars Club arch enemy,

the legendary comic Shakey Grief, best known for having the name Shakey.

You don't know who he is, but you have heard the name Shakey unlike the Muppets and stuff

like that.

Anyway, I was performing at this event, a Friars Club event and I was doing my usual type

of caseful material.

And I mean, look, it was a Friars Club event where I first performed the aristocrats

for a mess crowd and they loved it there.

That's what the Friars Club is about.

You could go there, Jack Benny and Milton Burrell would go there and do dick jokes.

Anyway, Shakey in the middle of my act gets up and walks out which shocked me in two

ways.

Number one that he could still stand up and two that he can walk.

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