Alan Stubbs | If I Wasn't a Footballer I'd Be Dead

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Comedy, Soccer, Sports

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🗓️ 7 April 2025

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Alan Stubbs is with us for this week's episode, talking through his time at Bolton, Celtic, Everton, Sunderland and his time as manager at Hibs. Including, Rod Stewarts cup draw, Tony Kelly's taxi, McAteer pulling the rug and Gravesen's carpool. Bespoke kits for your club with O'Neills Sportswear UK 👇 👕Your custom design 🚚Delivered in 4-6 weeks ✅Low minimum order quantity 🤝Kit out your team now, from this link: https://bit.ly/3z46QiI Get your Undr The Cosh 24/25 kits here 👉 https://bit.ly/4g85VOG Exclusive Deal: Get an exclusive NordVPN deal here → https://nordvpn.com/cosh This is completely risk-free with NordVPN’s 30-day money-back guarantee! Get two extra episodes a month with the Undr The Cosh Patreon club⬇️ https://tinyurl.com/2p8pts4a Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Alan Stubbs, gentlemen, Everton and Bolton.
0:04.0	You remember him from?
0:06.0	That's a question you're going to ask in it.
0:08.0	Yeah, yeah.
0:10.0	For me, as a young lad, you know, when you're first getting into football,
0:14.0	Alan Stubbs at the centre,
0:17.0	I wouldn't say hero.
0:20.0	Didn't have him on with his shirt,
0:21.5	but he was there solid at the back.
0:25.2	Nobody's really into defenders, have he?
0:27.4	No.
0:27.6	At that age.
0:29.2	I let myself down with Stubbsy, actually.
0:30.8	Why?
0:31.3	Because he came to Sunland,
0:32.4	and I knew he was into his horse racing.
0:35.3	And two days before the Grand National,
0:36.6	I've asked him for who he fancied. He didn't reply, I'm still waiting. So basically you were like wanting to
0:42.0	get into some sort of conversation with you thought... No, I text him, I text him. I think...
0:46.3	What's your tip for the Grand National? Bad. So yeah, let myself down, let your family
0:53.9	down. Let me family down.
0:54.6	Let you guys down.
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