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The Kristian Harloff Show

Aladdin Gets a Sequel + Rick Moranis is BACK - SEN LIVE #67

The Kristian Harloff Show

Kristian Harloff

Tv & Film, News

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2020

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

On today's SEN live Kristian Harloff is joined by John Rocha, Ben Goddard, Winston Marshall and RB3. SEND QUESTIONS to www.streamlabs.com/theschmoedown WATCH MARK ELLIS' COMEDY SPECIAL FOR FREE! HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm7nl9sx2_A&t=32s SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CLIPS CHANNEL http://bit.ly/SENCLIPS SUPPORT SEN Patreon - http://patreon.com/schmoedown Merch / Live Events - http://theschmoedownlive.com Clips - http://bit.ly/SENCLIPS FOLLOW http://instagram.com/theschmoedown http://twitter.com/theschmoedown https://www.facebook.com/theschmoedown/ Is Bonnie here?-2:50 RB3 incidental sound bites-5:30 Balls part 2-7:50 The perfect sponsor-11:00 Gettin back to the roots-14:30 Making your place in the league-18:20 Rick Moranis is back!-25:00 Aladdin Sequel in the works-31:00 What's the point of these remakes?-36:00 Put your damn phone away-40:00 The Atlanta show-46:20 You are NOT the father-48:50 Obama is in the building-52:00 Rocha has a story-56:50 Dumbledore and the Schmoedown-1:02:00 Fart jokes mean something-1:07:30 Heel commentators-1:09:30 Which wrestler should get a biopic-1:13:00 Backlash over Disney remakes-1:15:30 Dream vacation spot-1:19:00 The Green Knight trailer-1:19:40 Drunk Obama vs Gary Busey-1:27:00 Don’t check your phone in the theater-1:29:30 Astros press conference-1:31:30 Winston gets called out-1:34:30 Best of the best-1:38:40 Brad and Frank-1:43:00 Rocha stop it-1:45:00 International Schmoedown-1:48:40 Top 3 of 2019-1:52:30 Nyla Rose-1:56:30 Solo 2?-1:58:00 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're

0:26.6

Welcome to the Applesawes on Sales Show. This is me John Syplesaw Sauce, Applesawes Jones and I am here today selling all the apples sauce to children across the world. But joining me, he is the engineer,

0:31.0

extraordinary. He is R, he is B, he is 3.

0:35.0

The one, the only Winston Marshall with a smooth haircut.

0:42.0

Happy Valentine's Day weekend, baby.

0:44.0

I know you watch him.

0:45.0

Hope you like the flowers.

0:47.0

To my left, he is the reigning movie, Trivious slowdown teams,

0:51.0

champion in the world,

0:52.0

the outlaw John Roca is in the house.

0:54.1

Shout out to Winston's girlfriend,

0:55.5

I'll be there afterwards as well.

0:57.0

Shout out, shout out, bragnus of a fucker.

0:59.6

What was that you for, wrong?

1:01.3

What was that, you four-round, fuck, why's the chair next to be empty though?

1:05.0

There's no one here.

1:07.0

I like the white women too, you know.

1:09.0

And, and, and,

1:10.0

does your girlfriend know you out here, not when Mrs Outlaw? She's sex, you know. And filling in for

1:15.0

in for Bonnie's son.

1:16.0

Just making a white woman.

1:18.0

Ben Gondert is.

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