Al's Bug Out Bag, Greg's Mom's OJ Story, Alison's Aggressive Bed Making

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2016

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Ornery Jones and Old Bones Jones make an appearance on this episode as well as Craftsy Joe, Moss the Sauce, Helldog and The Supervisor. Because we were talking about nicknames. Which led to a discussion of The Juice and the revelation that Greg's Mom knew OJ Simpson in college. Plus my new drug, The Walking Dead, disaster preparedness, bed making, a round of Just Me Or Everyone and an adoptable dog named Marbles.

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0:00.0	And now live from dining room studios in Hollywood, California, it's Thursday on the
0:07.0	Allison Rosy's Unibest Friendshow. Tonight, I was welcome to guess, they are a couple who
0:11.8	just recently got an addition to their family that has changed their lives deep in their
0:15.3	connection to each other and taught them what love really is. They bought a sleep number
0:19.1	bed. It's Jenna Kim Jones in hashtag out. He's a producer who once had a drink named
0:25.6	after him called the California asshole, which seems really unfair at first. It's Greg
0:30.7	Heller. Chef Jeff is here to make clinggweening glue your mic stand. I'm her husband Daniel and
0:37.1	I get to watch whatever I want on TV these days. As long as it's Vader Pump rules,
0:41.2	Tim Hopper on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend, Allison Rosy.
0:48.2	Allison Rosy, Allison Rosy, you best friend, Allison, Allison, we've been good times
0:58.2	ever since. Allison Rosy, we've been together, Allison Rosy, Allison, you best friend.
1:10.2	Hello, my little banana breadloves, it's me Allison. Welcome to another exciting Thursday
1:15.8	show. I would like to say hello to my guests. Hello Greg. Hello Jenna. Hey, hi, Alan.
1:22.0	Hello. Hi, Daniel. Hi, Jeff. Hi, Allison. I saw some leftovers in your fridge. What was
1:27.6	that on the side that the waitress brought you? I just floor for this bitch. What was that?
1:34.7	Because someone tweeted that to me. You were just talking about being quizzical. Shall
1:41.8	we say in restaurants with waitresses? And then you said, oh, right. They because they
1:45.8	dropped stuff on the floor. I'm going to get some extra floor for this bitch. Exactly.
1:49.6	I'm just a floor for this bitch. It's funny. People tweet stuff at me from the show.
1:58.0	And I love it. But oftentimes I'm like, I what was that? I don't remember. Yeah, people
2:02.7	say, oh, that drop. We used that. I know independent election of that. But can we just
2:07.8	talk about how we are the number one show for people working in factories? I've been
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