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🗓️ 13 March 2023
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0:00.0 | Good morning, good morning, listener. Good morning, listener. It's crowded on the 605 and the weather looks balmy. It's bumper to bumble. Well, what's it look like up in the cocktail? We're all gonna be here. Have of yourself a great weekend. It's an all-new smartless. |
0:30.0 | I'm just going to be here. |
0:32.0 | Smart. |
0:34.0 | Blast. |
0:36.0 | Jason, why do you look like you're skiing? You look like you're skiing. Well, because I just dropped the kids off at school. It's cold out. You know, we're going to have. |
0:46.0 | We're going to have temperatures below freezing here in Southern California this. I heard that. That's not not below freezing, but it's going to be cold, right? Yeah, below freezing in parts of our great city. Wow. |
0:58.0 | That's what they said. I can't wait for that. The L.A. time says. I don't know if you guys read that. You Philistines. You know, first of all, I argue with Scotty all the time. He's like, I like when he gets super cold here because he's like, I hate it. Where's the sun? It's like the sun's going to happen for eight months, and it's going to be 110 degrees. So can we enjoy like the boy agree with you? |
1:18.0 | Nothing worse than sweating on Christmas day here in Los Angeles. Hey, Jay, did you get, you know, plus you get to accessorize and when it's cold, like, like the little hat you guys just shame me on. |
1:28.0 | Yeah, you're just wondering what you just looked like you were taking a break from the slow. So it's not a good run. Looks like you had a couple good runs. |
1:34.0 | I came into warm up. Yeah. Hey, Jay, did you know, is Jason's birthday a while ago as we all know? I know. I can generate. Did you? And I finally sent you my present. |
1:44.0 | Lace. You got my present. So, you know, I often tell me what I'm playing and I'm always jealous of how much money will has. |
1:54.0 | And then also how much it spends on himself. And particularly in fashion, he's fond of Laura Piano or Piana, whatever it is. |
2:05.0 | Laura Piana, but this is good. Do you know who that is? Well, it's really expensive. And so he sends over two boxes of. |
2:13.0 | Of this. Oh, there was in those boxes. Yeah. And then. And I think, oh, well, this makes sense because he feels bad about flaking on my. |
2:23.0 | But they dinner that you guys want to. Yeah, because I was sick claims to be sick. |
2:28.0 | I was. I was still doesn't look or sound sick. And then he flaked again on a golf yesterday morning with. |
2:36.0 | With Dandies because. Yeah, still doesn't look sick or sick. And by the way, it should be noted. |
2:41.0 | Also, I have a year ago for Christmas gave you something from Laura Piano. Yeah. So let's just start with the nice part, which is, you know, what was it? |
2:48.0 | Was it sweater? Thanks. Thanks. Yeah. Probably returned it. Anyway, so I open up these things and what's in the box, Sean? |
2:55.0 | Three, two, the Pringles. Yeah. And one box. And then in the other one, there's just shit from his terrible pantry. |
3:04.0 | Which is nothing but Oreos and Fritos. And you know what? And he said to me when he said he was going to send it to you that he goes. |
3:12.0 | And now it's fucking stuck in your house. And now you're going to have to eat. I know I throw it out. I throw it in the trash. |
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