Miss Fit toys.

Hey, hey, hey, everybody. I'd like my microphone to be a little hotter. My name is Doug and I love movies.

Missing Star Loves New Weeks.

Coming to you for the first time from Stand Up Live in Phoenix, Arizona.

Of course, we've done a lot of shows over in the Tempe improv and the Sister Club of Stand Up Live.

But this is our first time here and we're part of the All Things Comedy Podcast Festival.

So you guys enjoying the festival so far?

I see a lot of people not clapping, so I'll just assume this is your first show of the festival or maybe your only show.

And I thank you for that. If that's the case, it's Saturday, October 28.

Mr. Rock is almost upon us.

The name tags are always great here in the Scottsdale Phoenix, Tempe, Mesa area.

And look at that. The house lights are already coming up a little bit.

Oh, wow. That is so amazing.

What I came in earlier to do, like to check and make sure of the stage was alright.

These two ladies up front were already in their seats at three o'clock. They've been here for 90 minutes.

And I was like, why are these ladies in here so early? And they're like, oh, they were here, so we let them in.

But I did not see that either of you had a name tag. I was like, what kind of no name tag having sons of bitches?

But then it turns out one of them's got a gigantic, the best little whorehouse in Alexis poster.

I don't know about why you would want to insinuate there's a whorehouse inside you.

But that's clearly the good side of the table because the other side is evil.

She's just got a Darth Vader mask on her fist. She's fisting Darth Vader's fucking face.

And what is your name? Susan? You didn't want to put Susan on a Darth Vader mask.

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