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Al & Jerry's Postgame Podcast

Al & Jerry: zits, cold sores and herpes

Al & Jerry's Postgame Podcast

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4.7751 Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2026

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Al & Jerry: zits, cold sores and herpes

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0:00.0

Can't get enough of the fan in the morning. Show enough. Because this is nothing like that. Twerking. Alan Jerry are here with stories they'd never get to cover on the morning show. Very sexy robot. Hey, look at that pig. Shenanagan. Naked yoga. My mother had a bad experience with these ghosts. Let's hump the fence. It's Alan Jerry's post-game podcast. We're we looking at me inside the podcast on Wednesday, May 27.

0:24.1

Al, I know you've got a lot on the docket today.

0:26.8

What's going on?

0:27.2

Oh, yeah, Jerry, I've got a big docket full of things.

0:31.1

For some reason, I was a 56-year-old man.

0:34.4

I've recently been, I got a, right now today I have a pimple right where my nostril meets my mustache area. Okay. And a couple weeks ago, I had a pimple. On your butt. Not on my butt. It was like on my, near my. Above your eye. They were like near the, I think it was like the side of my head. Well, clearly it's all the sugar you're eating.

0:54.7

Well, we, why, where am I getting pimples from?

0:57.0

I've had this my entire life, so I don't know. Where you get a random pimple? I haven't had that years. Well, I could still break out it. I'm 52. I could still break out. There are certain things that if I eat, I know I will break out the next day.

1:09.8

And sometimes within hours, which is crazy.

1:13.1

Like I realized... things that if I eat, I know I will break out the next day. And sometimes within hours,

1:11.0

which is crazy. Um, like I realized probably when I was around, I'm going to stay around

1:18.9

20, 21, 22. I noticed, um, pepperoni pizza breakout in like almost within three hours.

1:29.0

That still holds today.

1:30.7

And I went 30 years with like literally not eating pepperoni pizza,

1:34.1

probably all the oil and the crap meat that it is.

1:36.6

And I had a slice of pepperoni pizza when we were away last summer.

1:43.0

And the next morning woke up with a giant zit on my cheek. I was like, you got, I mean, I'm fit. When does this end? Yeah, when does it end? It doesn't. So it doesn't shock me. Were you ever a big pimple kid? Like when you were a kid, did you get a lot of pimples? No, nothing crazy, but enough that you go to the dermatologist. Youologist you did yeah just to prevent it from being

2:02.5

anything um that could get out of control yeah what was that like what when when kids in school

2:09.4

had a lot of pimples what was causing that it still happens i don't know i really don't know it's a

2:14.1

good question and i remember going to the the dermatologist and they're like

2:17.6

oh god it hurt like hell they were digging into your zits yeah yeah to get the to get like the root

2:23.2

of it out it was gross were you are you the type that you would pop a zit sure i did yeah you did

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