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It's a Wednesday podcast for you, Alan Jerry.

What's going on?

Oh, hi there, Jerry.

I was trying to think of this.

Now, this would be for non-life-threatening things.

Okay.

So, non-life-threatening.

No cancers, no tumors, none of that stuff.

Which body parts would you most not want something bad to go wrong with you as far as a health situation?

Why were you thinking of this?

I'm not sure.

But I was thinking about...

Well, okay. I was thinking about, well, okay.

I was thinking about like, like would I rather have something wrong with my heart that's not life-threatening, but I've got some sort of heart condition.

That's scary stuff.

Or like something inside my penis hole.

Like I'd probably pick the heart. I'd probably choose to have a

heart condition. Yes, maybe. I would tell you, though, when you start to have issues and you're

seeing a urologist once a month and going to the bathroom becomes a problem. Yeah. And while it may not be life-threatening, you could end up with a catheter. Yeah. That's a tough way to go through life, too. No, I'm saying. That one I would pick less. Like, I would least want to have something wrong with my penis. Right. Well, you initially said heart. No, no, I'm saying. I would choose the... Oh, I see. I would choose to rather have something... Excuse me, Jerry. I would choose that rather have something wrong with my heart than my penis. It's a hard one to answer because if you've got a heart condition, I think you feel like you're walking on eggshells every day. Yeah. Even though the doctor may say it's not life-threatening, but the other one is

really a brain. The other one too would be, I mean, I guess it is life-threatening, but when you

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