Good morning, campus. It's the warm-up show with Alan Jerry.

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Oh, hi, Jerry.

I think I'd like to be a traffic reporter.

Because even if you didn't prep like your work for the day you showed up late, you just

be like, uh, the George is backed up, the Lincoln Tunnel, the Holland, expect delays.

Why don't think there's much prep anyway?

Well, how do they know all that news?

They have monitors and a screen in front of them that tells them real-time traffic.

Real-time traffic reports.

So if you prep traffic at 4 o'clock for a shift that starts at 6,

that would not.

Is that going to be useful?

That would not be good.

I'd be like, looks clear to me.

Right. I'd be like, looks clear to me. Right, at 4 o'clock it did. When I prepped this at 4 o'clock, everything was moving smoothly.

Now it's 95 minutes around the helix.

Yeah, good luck, everybody.

Right.

Jerry, today is May the 4th, which is Star Wars Day.

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