Good morning, Kemper's.

Alan Jerry, no guests, no calls, and no real content.

Well, that could be changing.

You never know.

503, it's a Friday morning on the fan, and the day has come.

We'll get to Craig and Evan in just a moment, but the day has come that I've been waiting for for a long time.

Ever since he moved into the wonderful condo

and then decided to get himself a dog about, I don't know, six weeks after that,

the day has come where we've got wind, we've got rain,

and we've got a real feel of about 40 degrees, and he had to go out and walk the dog at 3.30 this morning.

So with that, I say, good morning, Al. How was the walk?

Good morning, Jerry. Well, yesterday also downpour all day long.

But it was warm.

It was a little. You're right. It was warmer than today.

And I will tell you this, prior to just coming on the air, I ordered, I searched for and ordered something called rain pants.

Are you getting on that, are you going to be on that, new, that TV show where you go out and you're looking for all the crabs in the middle of the ocean?

I boat swaying all over the place.

I ordered rain pants because here's the thing.

Right now for the first time, I am not a sweatpants guy.

I do not like to wear sweatpants.

I'm like what Carl Lagerfeld said, the fashion icon.

I don't know who Carl Lager is.

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